Thanks for the wishes but this is my facebook birthday.
When I joined facebook I didn't trust it and I still don't.
So I put very little actual real data on it.
The date of birth I did a binary search on to find the oldest date they allowed.
So technically I'm the oldest person on facebook.

Naturally it got all popular and people requested connections, which I did so I have a traceable path to me anyway.
Oh well. lol