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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:20 am
by Ikyoto
when you and the wife switch places it means she's stiff as hell and you're damp and limp.

a good time in bed means the creaking stops

a hot time means flashes

getting lucky is getting enough blanket for yourself

Re: old

PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:55 am
by grapes
Turn ons: TV, vaporizer, electric blanket

Turn offs: the lights, the alarm, the TV