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Product naming by mall ninjas

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:31 pm
by lady_*nix
So, uh, apparently I'm not the only person who noticed this.

https://twitter.com/qntm/status/1317590327700705281

I did wind up using Ripjaws RAM sticks to upgrade my last desktop, because they had good reviews and were relatively cheap. But uh wow that name. :lol:

Re: Product naming by mall ninjas

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:44 pm
by Rommie
I'm just surprised none of the names are NSFW

Re: Product naming by mall ninjas

PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:12 pm
by lady_*nix
So I thought the tacticool names were the worst it got, but sadly no. One of my friends just alerted me to the existence of a category of perfume diffusing, imaginary anime girlfriend themed graphics cards.

For instance, this.

I just... why.

Re: Product naming by mall ninjas

PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:20 am
by grapes
lady_*nix wrote:I just... why.

Evolution

I think one of the next steps is an atmospheric carbon extraction module. It’ll leave a small deposit behind your computer every morning, and it’ll come with a supply of plastic gloves so you can pick it up and up it in your neighbor’s trash.