Go abstinence education!

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Go abstinence education!

Postby Rommie » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:20 pm

My parents once yelled at me because I accidentally called Sarah Palin white trash in their presence, cause they said at the end of the day you can't really control what your kids do. If the topic ever comes up again I'm going to ask them if they think one of your kids having a kid at 17 and another being involved in a shotgun wedding is a normal thing- link
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Re: Go abstinence education!

Postby Swift » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:02 pm

Rommie wrote:My parents once yelled at me because I accidentally called Sarah Palin white trash in their presence, cause they said at the end of the day you can't really control what your kids do. If the topic ever comes up again I'm going to ask them if they think one of your kids having a kid at 17 and another being involved in a shotgun wedding is a normal thing- link

Of course it is a normal thing. It happens all the time, particularly among people who do not use contraception. Unfortunately, stupidity is a very normal thing.
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Re: Go abstinence education!

Postby FZR1KG » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:55 pm

Why am I pregnant mommy?
We didn't have sex.
All he did was stick his penis inside me till he collapsed.
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Re: Go abstinence education!

Postby SciFi Chick » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:14 am

Well, that article is almost two years old, her son is now divorced, and I'm pretty sure she still supports abstinence only "education". :roll:
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Re: Go abstinence education!

Postby SciFiFisher » Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:34 am

Q: You know what you call people who support abstinence only education in school?
A: Grandparents. :P
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