Just when you think the USA has gone down as far as it can with shootings, someone steps up to the plate to show you we can go further.
Introducing BodyGuard blanket.
Ideal for school shooting spree defense.
Just remember kids, duck AND cover!
All for the low price of $1000-$1600 each. Come on. Your kid is worth that much right?
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The bodyguard blanket
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Re: The bodyguard blanket
by Swift » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:32 pm
That's a horrible idea.
By the time they are in the first grade they should be packing, not hiding under a blanket. That will stop any crazy gunman, a room full of six year olds with semi-automatic weapons.
By the time they are in the first grade they should be packing, not hiding under a blanket. That will stop any crazy gunman, a room full of six year olds with semi-automatic weapons.
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Re: The bodyguard blanket
by geonuc » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:35 pm
Sawed off shotguns might be better. Sure, there's a lot of collateral damage but god will sort 'em out.
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Re: The bodyguard blanket
by Swift » Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:28 pm
Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: The bodyguard blanket
by SciFiFisher » Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:18 am
Maybe I should invest in anti-radiation pills. 
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Re: The bodyguard blanket
by Sigma_Orionis » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:02 am
Hey I need a B-61 nuclear device, I PROMISE the fallout will NOT go beyond the North of South America
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Re: The bodyguard blanket
by Yosh » Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:45 am
Swift wrote:That's a horrible idea.
By the time they are in the first grade they should be packing, not hiding under a blanket. That will stop any crazy gunman, a room full of six year olds with semi-automatic weapons.
Nonsense, they're too small to effectively handle semi-autos or a shot gun,
Crew-served weapons. Teaches team work too.
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