What the shit, SCOTUS?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:28 pm
Okay. I really, really need an American to explain to me why your stupid legal system is so fucked up. For real. I don't understand it.
HOW THE HELL DOES THE COURT MAKE THIS RULING?
I ask this sincerely, as someone with an actual friggin' law degree. I do not understand why your courts are a bullshit factory. It's like you started with a bad idea in the 1700s, and then just kept piling worse ideas on top of it, until we end up with corporations that have religious beliefs.
Court, 1801: "Well, because of that bad idea the Founders had, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 1872: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1801, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 1929: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1872, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 1983: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1829, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 2014: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1983, corporations are capable of holding religious beliefs and discriminating against employees on those grounds."
That's how it's got to have gone. "Oh, our hands are tied. That's how it is." Insane. Incomprehensible. Madness.
WHY NOT JUST RECOGNIZE THE PAST DECISION WAS BAD, AND MAKE A GOOD DECISION?
Oh, right. Because the CONSTITUTION is holy writ. It means exactly what it meant when Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson carried the stone tablets down from high atop Mount Continental Congress and cried "FREEDOM!" loud enough to crack the Liberty Bell.
This despite the fact that Originalism is an incoherent legal philosophy that is literally impossible to actually apply to reality.
But never mind that! Laws are immutable and unchanging and are, despite evidence to the contrary, actually able to be those things! Bad decisions in the past? Unchangeable! Why, to change them would be to admit that laws can change! And that society changes, too. And that, maybe, Saint James of Madison was wrong about something! So we're stuck with the bad decisions, and are forced to make even worse decisions based on them because the bad decisions necessarily imply those worse decisions.
Onward into the future, while refusing to ever change anything anyone has ever done! Even when the entire rest of the world rejects our legal philosophy as childish nonsense! America! Yay!
...seriously, your fucking court needs to be serious for once. They need to stop noodling around with their idiotic ways of doing things, and grow the hell up. The SCOTUS is a laughingstock in non-US legal circles. I have literally heard law professors laugh derisively at Originalism. No one outside the US sees it as anything but outdated, useless nonsense.
Get with it.
HOW THE HELL DOES THE COURT MAKE THIS RULING?
I ask this sincerely, as someone with an actual friggin' law degree. I do not understand why your courts are a bullshit factory. It's like you started with a bad idea in the 1700s, and then just kept piling worse ideas on top of it, until we end up with corporations that have religious beliefs.
Court, 1801: "Well, because of that bad idea the Founders had, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 1872: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1801, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 1929: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1872, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 1983: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1829, we need to make this bad decision."
Court, 2014: "Well, because of that bad decision the court made in 1983, corporations are capable of holding religious beliefs and discriminating against employees on those grounds."
That's how it's got to have gone. "Oh, our hands are tied. That's how it is." Insane. Incomprehensible. Madness.
WHY NOT JUST RECOGNIZE THE PAST DECISION WAS BAD, AND MAKE A GOOD DECISION?
Oh, right. Because the CONSTITUTION is holy writ. It means exactly what it meant when Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson carried the stone tablets down from high atop Mount Continental Congress and cried "FREEDOM!" loud enough to crack the Liberty Bell.
This despite the fact that Originalism is an incoherent legal philosophy that is literally impossible to actually apply to reality.
But never mind that! Laws are immutable and unchanging and are, despite evidence to the contrary, actually able to be those things! Bad decisions in the past? Unchangeable! Why, to change them would be to admit that laws can change! And that society changes, too. And that, maybe, Saint James of Madison was wrong about something! So we're stuck with the bad decisions, and are forced to make even worse decisions based on them because the bad decisions necessarily imply those worse decisions.
Onward into the future, while refusing to ever change anything anyone has ever done! Even when the entire rest of the world rejects our legal philosophy as childish nonsense! America! Yay!
...seriously, your fucking court needs to be serious for once. They need to stop noodling around with their idiotic ways of doing things, and grow the hell up. The SCOTUS is a laughingstock in non-US legal circles. I have literally heard law professors laugh derisively at Originalism. No one outside the US sees it as anything but outdated, useless nonsense.
Get with it.