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Just when you think the USA has gone down as far as it can with shootings, someone steps up to the plate to show you we can go further.
Introducing BodyGuard blanket.
Ideal for school shooting spree defense.
Just remember kids, duck AND cover!

All for the low price of $1000-$1600 each. Come on. Your kid is worth that much right?

That's a horrible idea.

By the time they are in the first grade they should be packing, not hiding under a blanket. That will stop any crazy gunman, a room full of six year olds with semi-automatic weapons.

Sawed off shotguns might be better. Sure, there's a lot of collateral damage but god will sort 'em out.

Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Maybe I should invest in anti-radiation pills.

Hey I need a B-61 nuclear device, I PROMISE the fallout will NOT go beyond the North of South America

Swift wrote:That's a horrible idea.

By the time they are in the first grade they should be packing, not hiding under a blanket. That will stop any crazy gunman, a room full of six year olds with semi-automatic weapons.

Nonsense, they're too small to effectively handle semi-autos or a shot gun,

Crew-served weapons. Teaches team work too.