Gas Shortage 2016

[geonuc]

Well, the good news is, despite the zombie/vampire overrun of the pumping station, the gas shortage seems to be minimal.

[Sigma_Orionis]

They're deceiving you, the only way to make sure is to nuke them from orbit.

[geonuc]

They're deceiving you, the only way to make sure is to nuke them from orbit.

Quite a deception. "Let's make the humans think there isn't a gas shortage by providing them with adequate supplies of gas! Bwahahaha!"

Stupid zombies. Vampires. Whatever.

[Sigma_Orionis]

They're deceiving you, the only way to make sure is to nuke them from orbit.

Quite a deception. "Let's make the humans think there isn't a gas shortage by providing them with adequate supplies of gas! Bwahahaha!"

Stupid zombies. Vampires. Whatever.

See? THAT is what they want you to think to catch you unawares

[pumpkinpi]

Thanks, my memory may be working the same way. Haven't found any Salem's Lot '04 amongst my vhs tapes. I do have part 2 of It (They've been shooting the re-make in town), The Shining '97, Bag of Bones, The Stand and The Tommyknockers.

Ah-ha! Another King fan! I'm re-reading The Dark Tower series (3rd time through at least) before the movie comes out next winter.

I don't even remember Bag of Bones being made into a movie. On TV too?

That's so cool that It is being filmed in your town. Have you seen any signs of it? The filming, that is. Not the actual It.

[SciFiFisher]

Thanks, my memory may be working the same way. Haven't found any Salem's Lot '04 amongst my vhs tapes. I do have part 2 of It (They've been shooting the re-make in town), The Shining '97, Bag of Bones, The Stand and The Tommyknockers.

Ah-ha! Another King fan! I'm re-reading The Dark Tower series (3rd time through at least) before the movie comes out next winter.

I don't even remember Bag of Bones being made into a movie. On TV too?

That's so cool that It is being filmed in your town. Have you seen any signs of it? The filming, that is. Not the actual It.

I have never really looked at clowns the same way since reading It.

[SciFi Chick]

I have never really looked at clowns the same way since reading It.

Funny, It completely reinforced my thinking on clowns.

[vendic]

It made me hungry.

[SciFi Chick]

It made me hungry.

Too vague for me to understand...

[Sigma_Orionis]

It made me hungry.

Too vague for me to understand...

I think he confused "Clown" with "Chicken"

[vendic]

It was all about a giant lonely spider that no one understood.
He hadn't had a decent meal in so long he was going insane.
Then the humans banded together and killed him.
It was very sad.

[Swift]

It was all about a giant lonely spider that no one understood.
He hadn't had a decent meal in so long he was going insane.
Then the humans banded together and killed him.
It was very sad.

[Thumper]

Brilliant and sad.

[SciFi Chick]

I'll add hilarious and sad. I particularly like, "Did you just spray me with furniture polish? You crazy bitch!"

Oddly enough, I let spiders live in Australia. It's the snakes you have to watch out for there. Here, the spiders are damn aggressive and a number of them are venomous.

[geonuc]

I'll add hilarious and sad. I particularly like, "Did you just spray me with furniture polish? You crazy bitch!"

Oddly enough, I let spiders live in Australia. It's the snakes you have to watch out for there. Here, the spiders are damn aggressive and a number of them are venomous.

So, you're fine with pet funnel web spiders?

[SciFi Chick]

I'll add hilarious and sad. I particularly like, "Did you just spray me with furniture polish? You crazy bitch!"

Oddly enough, I let spiders live in Australia. It's the snakes you have to watch out for there. Here, the spiders are damn aggressive and a number of them are venomous.

So, you're fine with pet funnel web spiders?

Not at all, but it's only the Sydney ones that are deadly, and I don't plan to live there.

[code monkey]

Elliot always insisted that we leave spiders alone or take them outside. I still do this.

today's his birthday. he would have been 27.

[Thumper]

When I shooo a spider outside tonight, now I'll think of him.

[pumpkinpi]

Elliot always insisted that we leave spiders alone or take them outside. I still do this.

today's his birthday. he would have been 27.

We always leave them alone. When Buster was a wee one, we had a daddy longlegs that lived under his crib. He named it Freddie.

Golden birthday, 27 on the 27th. Hugs to you.

[SciFi Chick]

We used to leave them alone until one bit vendic. He had a pretty bad reaction to it. I swear - the insects here want to kill him!

Today, however, if I see one, we'll shoo it outside in honor of Elliot.

[geonuc]

My house is labeled "Death Zone" on spider maps.

[SciFi Chick]

My house is labeled "Death Zone" on spider maps.

My name is SciFi Chick, and I approve of this message.

[geonuc]

Speaking of Australian spiders ...

A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia ... 51?SThisFB

[Thumper]

I heard about the first incident. I'm starting to think this guy likes it.

[SciFi Chick]

And this is why I would rather squat outside than use a bush toilet.