Why don't people buy tickets online?

Online ticket sales for the Brain Bash have been terrible - while the "event" on face book show 26 people coming we have only four tickets sold (all from FWIS). We need 16 people to break even. But we need bodies to make the baskets etc. move. I'm going to feel like a shit if all these entertainers donate their time and only volunteers show up...
ok.. that's my boo hoo moment for today.
ok.. that's my boo hoo moment for today.