Nothing we didn't know already

[Cyborg Girl]

But it still should be pointed out... Repeatedly.

Most Internet trolls are psychopaths.

[FZR1KG]

No surprise there.

[SciFiFisher]

I suspect that the actual number of psychopath's is higher than reported because the survey relied on the respondents to say "I like to troll". And I know that a lot of them won't tell you the truth.

[FZR1KG]

I suspect that the actual number of psychopath's is higher than reported because the survey relied on the respondents to say "I like to troll". And I know that a lot of them won't tell you the truth.

You're so full of shit Fisher. What would you know about trolling, or psychopaths, unless of course you are one.
Hmmm, are you a pshyco?
Of course, that explains everything!
Fisher is a pshyco, Fisher is a pshyco and Sigma is his stool pigeon!

[Sigma_Orionis]

That's "Psycho" in Spaniol right?

[FZR1KG]

Sure thing MrSpelling police.
What a guy can't misspell something without being ridden over?
What kind of sick twisted individual points out spelling mistakes like that?
You just did it to hurt me!
You are one sick bastard!

[Sigma_Orionis]

You bet, I'm a Registered Pshyco Offender

[code monkey]

wait a minute. i thought that fisher was the psycho. now sigma's claiming to be the psycho? this is very confusing.

[FZR1KG]

They both think they are though fisher might actually be.
He's got that whole gentle timid, "I'm going to rip your head off now while smiling and sipping earl grey tea", demeanor about him.
Sigma is IT. Their idea of psycho is, "I'm not going to update his anti virus today! mwahahahaha". Pretty pathetic really.

[Sigma_Orionis]

They both think they are though fisher might actually be.
He's got that whole gentle timid, "I'm going to rip your head off now while smiling and sipping earl grey tea", demeanor about him.
Sigma is IT. Their idea of psycho is, "I'm not going to update his anti virus today! mwahahahaha". Pretty pathetic really.

Wrong! my idea of Psycho is this

Another user rings.

"I need more space" he says

"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask

"No, on my account, stupid."

Stupid? Uh-Oh.

"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matinee Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"

I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.

"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"

"Sure, hang on."

I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.

"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!"

"How much have I got?" he simps.

Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!

Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.

"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available."

"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power.

"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."

"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"

I say nothing. It'll come to him.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"

I kill me, I really do!

[FZR1KG]

Hey cm, can you see what I mean about pathetic psycho now? lol

[Sigma_Orionis]

Don't pay any attention to him Mr Mono, he's just an envious Pshyco, just because I can virtualize and he can't