Oh, for fuck's sake.
I hope I don't have any obnoxious people like this sitting next to me on the way to Australia. Then again, most of the passengers will more than likely be Australian, so I don't have much to worry about. I also hope no one behind me does that stupid knee defender thing. I'm happy to only recline my seat a little if it bother's the person behind me, but I literally can't stand having it completely upright, because it feels like it's pushing me forward, and it kills my back. And the idea of putting up with that for fourteen hours - oh, hell no!