Move along, nothing to see here

Just another global warming panic session where the Larsen C shelf is soon going to collapse.
No need to panic though, the Ross shelf is stable. Even when it does break there will be no need to panic because sea levels won't rise instantly. When they do rise we don't need to panic because at that point all the law makers will be dead or retired. It's what is important in the next year or two that is key. Not the distant future. Oh yeah, lets also cut funding for climate research. That way we won't get to hear any bad news and then we don't have to act on it. Win Win!!
No need to panic though, the Ross shelf is stable. Even when it does break there will be no need to panic because sea levels won't rise instantly. When they do rise we don't need to panic because at that point all the law makers will be dead or retired. It's what is important in the next year or two that is key. Not the distant future. Oh yeah, lets also cut funding for climate research. That way we won't get to hear any bad news and then we don't have to act on it. Win Win!!