Your Evil Imperialist Tax Dollars at work....

Your Evil Imperialist Tax Dollars at work....

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:21 pm

Worst IT fail ever? US agency spends millions in useless security

According to a report from the Inspector General [PDF], the EDA's chief IT officer decided that the only way to be completely sure that all malware was gone was to burn everything down, literally. The team set out to destroy computers, keyboards, mice, TVs, cameras -- about $3 million worth of equipment. They eventually ran out of money, which is when the IT officer went so far as to request another $26 million for further recovery efforts -- denied by the Commerce Department.


Having paid my glorious socialist anti-imperialist government masters their due (drum roll). I must say that it sounds like something WE'D do.
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Re: Your Evil Imperialist Tax Dollars at work....

Postby geonuc » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:51 pm

Can't be too sure what's on those computers, ya know. Someone might have downloaded photos of Anthony Weiner's crotch.

Best to be safe.
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Re: Your Evil Imperialist Tax Dollars at work....

Postby SciFiFisher » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:56 pm

All we can say about the CIO involved is: He are a colidge gradueight. :P
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Re: Your Evil Imperialist Tax Dollars at work....

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:13 am

Yeah, but does he have an MBA? it doesn't count unless he has one, preferably from an Ivy League University :P
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Re: Your Evil Imperialist Tax Dollars at work....

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:59 pm

But did they apply to purchase $26 million in typewriters?
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