Speaking of birthdays...

Speaking of birthdays...

Postby cid » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:05 pm

Dear Algebra -- stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back - ever. Get over it.
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Re: Speaking of birthdays...

Postby Swift » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:00 am


- You didn't spend $400 million on your car
- Your mechanic isn't the JPL
- You didn't shop for it on Mars
- You drive your car faster than 0.11 mph

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Re: Speaking of birthdays...

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:26 am

Your car wasn't assembled in a clean room by the designers of the car.
You car was designed using finite analysis to get a lifespan of 5 years then rapidly fall apart so you'll need a new one.
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