Re: Speaking of birthdays...
Posted:
Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:00 amby Swift
- You didn't spend $400 million on your car
- Your mechanic isn't the JPL
- You didn't shop for it on Mars
- You drive your car faster than 0.11 mph
Wait... wait... I got more. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Re: Speaking of birthdays...
Posted:
Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:26 amby FZR1KG
Your car wasn't assembled in a clean room by the designers of the car.
You car was designed using finite analysis to get a lifespan of 5 years then rapidly fall apart so you'll need a new one.