squ1d wrote:As the only person here that actually makes a living from designing software, let me clear up a few things.
Not so, EVERYONE knows that Software Development, Systems Administration, RDBMS Administration, Network Administration, Desktop Support, "The Internet is down, go fix it", "Fix my Smart Phone", "Why can't I use What's App?" , and "Steve Jobs" are all the same thing. don't you try to hand wave your way out of this one, I AM THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER AUTHORITY HERE! and I say it's YOUR FAULT
squ1d wrote:Almost everything is controlled by software these days, so if that quote were true in any way whatsoever, civilization would have already crumbled. The fact that shit applications exist is no need to point fingers at an entire profession. "That is not an exaggeration" ... oh yes it is. And what exactly do you know about how we design programs? That quote from the 70's .. when Voyager was launched. That thing what has the codes in it.
Fun fact: the original quote "If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization" it's
attributed to
Gerald Weinberg.
Dr. Weindberg was "Manager of Operating Systems Development in the Project Mercury (1959–1963)" (and NO Virginia, I am pretty sure his team wasn't designing general purpose Computer Operating Systems, so don't blame MS-DOS on him
) according to his Wiki entry. So I suppose the quote is even older, from the early 60s.
Bottom Line: Yew Code Monkeys are
still getting blamed for the
loss of Mariner I,
among other things so it's STILL all your fault
Besides, developers (Particularly the Siebel Crowd) ALWAYS blame my infrastructure when they're being grilled for not meeting their deadlines, Nice to send one YOUR WAY
squ1d wrote:In this case, a computer scientist with a PHD introduced a bug in 2011 while patching the heartbeat code in OpenSSL. Dadoy.
It's a serious bug as far as these things go, but security paranoia has reached ridiculous levels, and the "don't use the internet for a few days" advice just made me laugh hysterically.
"Chances are some crook has your passwords" -- I don't know how you calculate chance, but obviously not the same way I do.
Nobody has ever stolen my identity or money from me, or blackmailed me, or set me on fire, because of buffer underruns on my internets, so forgive me for not buying into the panic.
OpenSSL has had several major security flaws throughout the years. I've been installing it as a dependency for OpenSSH, (and plenty of other stuff) since at least 2001. It's the first time I've heard such a ruckus for an OpenSSL security issue. So, I'd say you're probably right.
No Matter though [Points fingers at the Code Monkey] IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT