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Postby Sigma_Orionis » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:36 am

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Re: CSI IT

Postby FZR1KG » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:57 am



Eh?

Mind you I've had a fwe pina colada's but a virus in a parity handshaking?
What shit is this I ask?
Parity doesn't have hand shaking and anyone that implements parity in nano code is a moron.
So I'm either missing something obvious of this is total crap.
Let the viewers decide.
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Re: CSI IT

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:05 am

Nanocode is 90s technology

They implemented it in attocode and that requires parity handwaving as well as handshaking with Double Secret Manchester Encoding and a Reed-Solomon Manifold, THAT's where the virus hides.

And here I thought you knew about this stuff :P
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Re: CSI IT

Postby FZR1KG » Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:32 am

Now if they piped this through their personal methane port they might have gotten somewhere. :P
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Re: CSI IT

Postby code monkey » Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:18 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:Nanocode is 90s technology

They implemented it in attocode and that requires parity handwaving as well as handshaking with Double Secret Manchester Encoding and a Reed-Solomon Manifold, THAT's where the virus hides.

And here I thought you knew about this stuff :P


and when will we see zeptocode or will they go straight to yocto?
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Re: CSI IT

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:10 am

striaght to yocto once they get their PL/1 cross-compiler working on Multics.
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