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Postby Swift » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:32 pm

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I don't know? :confused:
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Re: What?

Postby pumpkinpi » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:31 pm

He's on third.
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Re: What?

Postby SciFiFisher » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:35 pm

Who's on Third?
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Re: What?

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:41 pm

I don't know
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Re: What?

Postby Swift » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:07 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:Who's on Third?

No, Hu's on First.
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Re: What?

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:53 pm

Naturally.
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Re: What?

Postby pumpkinpi » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:01 pm

You throw the ball to first. Who gets it?
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Re: What?

Postby Swift » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:26 pm

pumpkinpi wrote:You throw the ball to first. Who gets it?

No, Hu can't get it, he's the baserunner. If he tried to get the ball he'd be out on interference.

Now, if he throw the ball to first and it gets by the first baseman, Hu is now on second.
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Re: What?

Postby SciFi Chick » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:53 am

Y'all make my head hurt.
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Re: What?

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:05 am

Could be worse, you could be calling on the shortstop
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Re: What?

Postby pumpkinpi » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:40 am

I don't give a darn.
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Re: What?

Postby SciFiFisher » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:49 am

why?
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Re: What?

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:56 pm

But why's left field?
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