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Christmas

Postby Swift » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:45 pm

All of the other reindeer's
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?


So you just stood by all those years while I put up with name calling and bullying, till I had to run away. And now, now that I might be useful to you you want me to come back and work for you. Well fuck you old man! You can just stick my shiny nose up your checks like roses! Fuck you and all the other reindeer; I hope you crash and burn!

Oh, and my name is no longer Rudolph, that's my "domesticated" name. My name is Sanka Buruqyo.

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Re: Christmas

Postby geonuc » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:39 pm

damn right
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Re: Christmas

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:20 am

I presume that Ruddy..errr.. Sanka What-his-name joined ISIS too :P
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