A Math Joke

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A Math Joke

Postby SciFi Chick » Fri May 31, 2013 11:30 pm

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 22-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset—I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 22 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 22 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 22. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
"Do not speak badly of yourself, for the warrior that is inside you hears your words and is lessened by them." -David Gemmel
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Re: A Math Joke

Postby geonuc » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:31 am

:D
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Re: A Math Joke

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:10 pm

I don't get it...
























Ok, just testing y'all.
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Re: A Math Joke

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:02 pm

You OUGHT to be good at math.......
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