Goose walks into a Bar

[Loresinger]

A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, " Hey, what's your deal? Why do you keep looking at me like that?" The bartender says, "Besides the fact that you are a talking goose? Well I actually have a drink named after you? The grey goose replies, "You have a drink named Ron?

[Rebis]

[Swift]

<groan>


A duck, an astronaut, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Hey, you think this is a joke or something!".


A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse tending it. The guy just stands there staring at the horse. Finally, the horse says "What!?! You never saw a horse tending bar?".
The guy says "No, I just can't believe the Cow sold the place".

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

[Sigma_Orionis]

That took a minute......

[SciFi Chick]

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

FZ finds this hilarious. I find it truly groan worthy. Just awful.

[cid]

A guy walks into a bar.

The next guy ducked.

[geonuc]

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

FZ finds this hilarious. I find it truly groan worthy. Just awful.

I vote groan worthy.

[Swift]

If I can make one, just one person groan, each and every day, then my life is fulfilled.

[C Squirrel]

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

I don't get it.

[FZR1KG]

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

I don't get it.

Once you're a few years past puberty, you will.

[SciFiFisher]

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

I don't get it.

Pretend you are a dyslexic redneck geek. OK, are you pretending? Gay women are Lebanese. People from Lebanon are Lesbians. Geez. I hate it when I have to explain geek humor.

[C Squirrel]

Ok... sure... riiiiight...

[Swift]

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

I don't get it.

Neither did my wife.

[SciFi Chick]

A guy walks into a bar. There's nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. The man says, "I'm buying that woman a drink." The bartender says, "You don't want to do that. She's a lesbian." The man says, "I don't care, give her the drink." After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor. The man strolls over to her. He says, "Hi. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?"

I don't get it.

Neither did my wife.

Now, that's funny.

[Swift]

ALP = Alcoholic Lebanese Porn

[cid]

ALP == Asian Lesbian Por.


kshin, where are you when we need you?

[code monkey]

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says, 'why the long face?'