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Dontcha hate it when you pass gas in your office, and then your boss walks in? 

In memory of our guiding lights - Russ, Mike and Charlie - “To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest”
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Playboy magazine is to stop publishing images of naked women as part of its redesign, it has emerged.
Its US owners say the internet has made nudity outdated, and pornographic magazines are no longer so commercially viable, the New York Times reports.