In my "house" thread the topic of George Carlin and "stuff" came up.
I found this list of the 101 of his greatest quotes. There are some really good ones.
68.“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
70.And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
FWIS3
In memory of our guiding lights - Russ, Mike and Charlie - “To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest”
George Carlin
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George Carlin
by Swift » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:23 pm
Never, ever forget: we did this. This is what we can do.
In wilderness is the preservation of the world. - Henry David Thoreau
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead
In wilderness is the preservation of the world. - Henry David Thoreau
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead
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Re: George Carlin
by Swift » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:01 pm
grapes wrote:86. So far, this is the oldest I've been."
Sort of like the Steven Wright quote "I plan to live forever. So far, its going really well".
Never, ever forget: we did this. This is what we can do.
In wilderness is the preservation of the world. - Henry David Thoreau
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead
In wilderness is the preservation of the world. - Henry David Thoreau
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead
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