In my "house" thread the topic of George Carlin and "stuff" came up.
I found this list of the 101 of his greatest quotes. There are some really good ones.
68.“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
70.And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”