It's Not About the Nail

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It's Not About the Nail

Postby SciFi Chick » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:59 pm

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Re: It's Not About the Nail

Postby Swift » Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:03 am

Unfortunately, that is too true to be funny.
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Re: It's Not About the Nail

Postby Thumper » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:33 am

Swift wrote:Unfortunately, that is too true to be funny.
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Re: It's Not About the Nail

Postby SciFi Chick » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:38 am

Well, FZ found it funny, but then, I don't do that to him, so...
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Re: It's Not About the Nail

Postby FZR1KG » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:48 pm

Yeah, but, damn did the ex make a career out of it.
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Re: It's Not About the Nail

Postby SciFiFisher » Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:41 am

I kept waiting for him to reach up and just yank the nail out.
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Re: It's Not About the Nail

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:00 pm

If it had been me I would have probably said "Lady, you're nuts, have a nice day" and then I would have run, not walked to the nearest exit.

Had it been my old man he would have said "STFU" and plucked the nail right out.
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