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Knock, knock
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:40 pmby gethen
My five year old granddaughter is currently a big fan of "knock knock" jokes, like most five year olds. Her favorite is some usually some variation on the "Interrupting Cow" theme. Just in case there is anyone out there who hasn't heard it:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting cow w--
Moo!!!
The different versions tend to feature different interrupting animals, and, of course, we laugh obligingly. However, yesterday's version caught us off guard:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Donald Trump!
Interrupting Donald Trum---
TWEEEET!!!!!
Her mom thinks maybe they need to spend less time talking politics in front of the kids.
Re: Knock, knock
Posted:
Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:42 pmby geonuc
I like that kid already.
Re: Knock, knock
Posted:
Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:39 pmby pumpkinpi
We do the chicken-crossing-the-road variations in our house. These are our current favorites:
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
Re: Knock, knock
Posted:
Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:39 pmby Tarragon
Teach the kid to sing "Rockin' Robin" and then take the show on the road.
Re: Knock, knock
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:40 pmby pumpkinpi
And our favorite knock-knock, now on to its 2nd generation is
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey Mouse's underwear!
Re: Knock, knock
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:46 pmby Swift
gethen wrote:Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Donald Trump!
Interrupting Donald Trum---
TWEEEET!!!!!
ROFL
Isn't she terrific folks. She'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Re: Knock, knock
Posted:
Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:28 pmby Thumper
geonuc wrote:I like that kid already.
Re: Knock, knock
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Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:05 amby code monkey
pumpkinpi wrote:We do the chicken-crossing-the-road variations in our house. These are our current favorites:
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
well, why did they?
Re: Knock, knock
Posted:
Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:04 pmby pumpkinpi
code monkey wrote:pumpkinpi wrote:We do the chicken-crossing-the-road variations in our house. These are our current favorites:
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
well, why did they?
It wanted to stretch its legs!
It was stapled to the chicken.
Re: Knock, knock
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Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:50 amby code monkey
thanks!
you brought back a memory of an afternoon with Michael's nephew when he was ~5. he had an enormous book of knock-knock jokes and a tape recorder. need I say more?