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Anything You Can Do

Postby SciFiFisher » Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:16 pm

Today my lovely wife (Brite) and I were reprising the lyrics to a funny song.
Wife: Anything You can Do I Can Do Better
Me: (baritone) No You Can't!
Wife: Yes I can!
Me: No You Can't
Wife: Anything You Can do I can Do better!
Me: (baritone) No You Can't
7 Year Old Boy: (Sotto voice) Yes, she can!

It seems she has brainwashed the boy already. roll:

This is honestly a true story. Our Grandson holds his grandma in high esteem! :mrgreen:
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
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Re: Anything You Can Do

Postby Rommie » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:22 am

That or he knows who to suck up to to get a cookie! :lol:
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Re: Anything You Can Do

Postby SciFiFisher » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:43 pm

Rommie wrote:That or he knows who to suck up to to get a cookie! :lol:


She does make really good spaghetti too! And that is one of his favorite meals. :mrgreen:
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Re: Anything You Can Do

Postby Thumper » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:14 pm

You're doomed.
Look for the Helpers. You will always find people who are helping.
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Re: Anything You Can Do

Postby SciFiFisher » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:21 am

Thumper wrote:You're doomed.


Tell me something I didn't know. :P
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Re: Anything You Can Do

Postby Thumper » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:24 pm

I'm doomed.
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Re: Anything You Can Do

Postby SciFiFisher » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:44 pm

Thumper wrote:I'm doomed.


Welcome to the club. :P
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