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Dancing cactus toy sings about depression and cocaine

Postby lady_*nix » Fri Nov 26, 2021 1:54 am

I am not making this up.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/mobile/walma ... -1.5678364

TORONTO -- An Ontario grandmother who bought an educational toy for her 15-month-old granddaughter was shocked when the dancing cactus started swearing and singing about doing cocaine.

"This toy uses swear words and talking about cocaine use," Ania Tanner told CTV News Toronto. "This is not what I ordered for my granddaughter."

The cactus was sold on Walmart’s website as an educational toy for about $26 and sings songs in English, Spanish and Polish.


But Tanner, who is Polish, said when she listened to the Polish lyrics, the cactus was singing about doing cocaine, drug abuse, suicide, depression and used profanities.


Great way to close out 2021, really fits the theme.
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Re: Dancing cactus toy sings about depression and cocaine

Postby SciFiFisher » Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:01 pm

Translation error? :lol:
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
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Re: Dancing cactus toy sings about depression and cocaine

Postby Thumper » Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:18 pm

Just heard this story on the radio this morning.
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Re: Dancing cactus toy sings about depression and cocaine

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Dec 03, 2021 11:38 am

This is Speedy Gonzalez's version of "La Cucaracha"

"la Cucaracha, La Cucaracha, ya no puede caminar
Porque no falta, porque no tieni
Marihuana par fumar" (sic)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1PTCdOM5Q
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
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