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Top 10 stupid Pat Robertson quotes

Postby Swift » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:17 pm

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/07/09/us/pat-robertson-facebook-remark/index.html?hpt=hp_t4
I think CNN meant for this to be serious (they used the word "controversial", not "stupid"), but I find them more stupid and funny.

For example:
On feminism
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

I, for one, welcome our lesbian, children killing, socialist, anti-family feminist witches. :P
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Re: Top 10 stupid Pat Robertson quotes

Postby FZR1KG » Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:06 pm

Now if he had said this:
"The FemiNazi agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands and become lesbians."

He may have a point.

I hope he gets alzheimers and his wife leaves his asss as per his own advice.

BTW, why is it called the 700 Club?
Is he a satanist fan of James Bond movies or is it the cumulative sum of IQ's of him and his followers?
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Re: Top 10 stupid Pat Robertson quotes

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:02 am

From Here

In 1962, the station suffered financially and almost closed. To keep the station on the air, WYAH produced a special telethon edition of the show. For the telethon, Robertson set a goal of 700 members each contributing $10.00 per month, which was enough to support the station. Robertson referred to these members as the '700 Club' and the name stuck. The telethon was successful and is still held annually


I'd love to see him and Sasha Baron Cohen in the same room, it would be fun to see Cohen make Roberson put his foot in his mouth a few hundred times ........
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