Jehovah's Witnesses

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Jehovah's Witnesses

Postby geonuc » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:53 am

So I come home and find a rolled up piece of paper stuffed in my door. It's a note from some Jehovah's Witnesses that were no doubt terrorizing the neighborhood while I was out. But what struck me was the nature of the note itself. Hand written on a lined, 6x9 paper, it contained twenty-one lines of dense text with excellent penmanship. It wasn't a photocopy.

Who does that? How many duplications of this page do they produce before going out to knock on doors? I mean, it would have taken me about half an hour to write this out and I'd probably have screwed it up and had to start over several times.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses

Postby brite » Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:35 pm

It was written just for you, while they were waiting on your doorstep... :lol:
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses

Postby Yosh » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:17 pm

It's because they care. :)
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses

Postby code monkey » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:27 pm

the writers were engaged in holy work. divinely inspired and miraculously attained.
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn

come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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