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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 04004.html

Originally, he was like, 'Oh, s--t! Are you serious? How did this happen?'" she added. "It was shocking news for the both of us. It took me a while to process it, but Antonio stood firm and was saying, 'It’s God’s will.' And he’s been excited the whole time

I'd be checking that babies dna. Know what I'm sayin? lol

It depends on how soon after the vasectomy the babies were conceived. They usually tell you that for several weeks after the vasectomy you still have a chance of impregnating a woman. This is because there are still a few sperm hiding out in the delivery system hoping they can engage in a ninja impregnation.

Yeah, I think I was told to continue to use alternate means for at least 3 months after the procedure. I know that's way past the life span of the little guys, I think my Dr. just wanted to ensure no dissatisfied customers.

Sneaky little fuckers!

Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too.

Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too.

Was your last gig working for the Spanish Inquisition?

SciFiFisher wrote:

Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too.

Was your last gig working for the Spanish Inquisition?

I wasn't expecting that.

SciFiFisher wrote:

Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too.

Was your last gig working for the Spanish Inquisition?

no one ever expects the Spanish inquisition!

As long as they're clear on which is their chief weapon.....

Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too.

no
nonono
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why is this thread in religion?

Sigma_Orionis wrote:As long as they're clear on which is their chief weapon.....

their chief weapon is surprise. fear and surprise, their 2 chief weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency.

And nobody's mentioned spotted hyenas yet?

I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you.

code monkey wrote:

Sigma_Orionis wrote:As long as they're clear on which is their chief weapon.....

their chief weapon is surprise. fear and surprise, their 2 chief weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency.

And an almost fanatical devotion for the pope and a nice red uniform and.... OH BUGGER

The comfy chair!

But before that.... the SOFT CUSHIONS!

once again - why is this in religion?

code monkey wrote:once again - why is this in religion?

From the original article:

"Originally, he was like, 'Oh, s--t! Are you serious? How did this happen?'" she added. "It was shocking news for the both of us. It took me a while to process it, but Antonio stood firm and was saying, 'It’s God’s will.' And he’s been excited the whole time."

If thier god works in mysterious ways, it's an idiot that can't figure out how to use a condom.

thank you, pumpkinpi.