SciFi Chick wrote:Well that brought back some bad memories. For the life of me, I don't know how they can say that satan is defeated in one breath and then talk about how powerful he is in the next. And they never offer any evidence of all these disgusting practices. But why would they? They're not interested in evidence. If they were, they wouldn't take the biblay literally.
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