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I've seen some wild ones over the years but I believe this woman takes the proverbial cake (or is that candy?)

http://www.charismamag.com/site-archive ... -halloween

Actually, I think she is right. If one is a Christian, I do wonder why one would celebrate Halloween, and, IIRC, there is one of the Protestant churches that actually does not (maybe the Pentecostal?).

Since I'm not a Christian, it doesn't matter to me, though I don't particularly like Halloween, but I can't say I really care.

The sound you hear is me... banging my head on my desk.... what complete and utter bull shit....

What utter ignorant fundamentailst bullsqueezin's...in other countries, this woman would be wearing a burqa and feel that she deserved her status...

There was a kid in our class who wasn't allowed to do any of the Halloween stuff because his parents wouldn't let him for religious reasons (ie it being pagan etc). Always seemed a crappy deal that while we spent the afternoon in costumes eating candy at the class party he had to go sit in the library.

Aussie's ask, what's Halloween?
Go ask Micheal Myers.

Well that brought back some bad memories. For the life of me, I don't know how they can say that satan is defeated in one breath and then talk about how powerful he is in the next. And they never offer any evidence of all these disgusting practices. But why would they? They're not interested in evidence. If they were, they wouldn't take the biblay literally.

SciFi Chick wrote:Well that brought back some bad memories. For the life of me, I don't know how they can say that satan is defeated in one breath and then talk about how powerful he is in the next. And they never offer any evidence of all these disgusting practices. But why would they? They're not interested in evidence. If they were, they wouldn't take the biblay literally.

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Ya know, Fisher... You aren't allowed to post unless you are supervised...