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Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby SciFi Chick » Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:25 pm

Cops Deploy Armored Vehicle To Collect Fines From 75-year-old For Messy Land

“People may not always understand why, but an armored vehicle is almost a necessity now.”


I understand. It's because you don't know how to do your fucking job.
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Re: Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby grapes » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:18 pm

"as soon as the MARV showed up, the person gives up,” Bean said

There's your answer.

I think restaurant cashiers should be issued Bushmaster M4s--it'll reduce complaints, increase collections, and maximize tips, no?
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Re: Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby SciFi Chick » Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:59 am

grapes wrote:
"as soon as the MARV showed up, the person gives up,” Bean said

There's your answer.

I think restaurant cashiers should be issued Bushmaster M4s--it'll reduce complaints, increase collections, and maximize tips, no?


Sounds like a plan!
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Re: Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby Loresinger » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:21 pm

Here is another one - just wow

http://www.mostextremenews.com/woman-sa ... -her-kids/
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Re: Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby pumpkinpi » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:01 pm

Michael Jackson is alive, and he travels by Metro in Medellin, Colombia.
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Re: Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby vendic » Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:55 pm

That can't be MJ, that guy is black.
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Re: Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby vendic » Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:57 pm

Loresinger wrote:Here is another one - just wow

http://www.mostextremenews.com/woman-sa ... -her-kids/



XOF in RL.
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Re: Real News That Should Be XOF

Postby SciFi Chick » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:04 am

vendic wrote:
Loresinger wrote:Here is another one - just wow

http://www.mostextremenews.com/woman-sa ... -her-kids/



XOF in RL.


Thus, the title of this thread. :mrgreen:
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