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Re: XOF News
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Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:36 amby grapes
Mathematicians *ptui*
Re: XOF News
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Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:54 pmby Thumper
The United States Department of Education released a tweet that misspelled the name of W.E.B. DuBois as it attributed a quote to him. It then released a tweet apologizing for the mistake, misspelling "apologies."
The Republican National Committee released a tweet celebrating Abraham Lincoln's birthday with a quote wrongly attributed to the 16th President. In fact, it's not even clear if it was ever a quote uttered by a prominent figure or just an advertising buzz phrase. Never the less, it seems it would have been easy to research. Backlash on the internet was relentless. Jack Pitney tweeted, "@GOP Dudes, when I was acting research director at RNC, we checked our facts." Bill Kristol tweeted, "The Party of Lincoln tweets fake Lincoln quote (it's not hard to find good ones!), & it's an utterly banal quote to boot. All's well w/ GOP!"
Oh wait, that's not XOF, that really happened. Sorry.
Re: XOF News
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Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:52 pmby grapes
Not the first time XOF has apologisted for real life facts
Re: XOF News
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Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:51 pmby vendic
grapes wrote:Not the first time XOF has apologisted for real life facts
Nope. It isn't. It's very sad really.
Re: XOF News
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Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:12 pmby SciFiFisher
vendic wrote:grapes wrote:Not the first time XOF has apologisted for real life facts
Nope. It isn't. It's very sad really.
I believe the expression is “Truth is stranger than fiction”.
Re: XOF News
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Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:23 amby code monkey
shouldn't the last few posts be in the 'real news that should be xof news' thread?
Re: XOF News
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Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:41 pmby Thumper
code monkey wrote:shouldn't the last few posts be in the 'real news that should be xof news' thread?
I said I'm sorry...
Re: XOF News
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Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:55 pmby geonuc
Thumper wrote:code monkey wrote:shouldn't the last few posts be in the 'real news that should be xof news' thread?
I said I'm sorry...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4CCB4HPDF4
Re: XOF News
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Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:36 pmby Thumper
Re: XOF News
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Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:25 pmby grapes
Sorry That I'm Not Sorry
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8Fg8c8M1s
As a side project for charity Whitney wrote and recorded vocals on an anti-bullying album "Cap Dat Bully Son" though children's music is not a style she is known for, the strong lyrics and mature content resonated well with children, especially those from Cripps & Bloods households. The Album went on to win a Grammy Award at the 54th Annual Grammy Awards for "Best Children's Album" as well as Parent's Choice Gold Award in 2012.
The album
All About Bullies ... Big and Small
Re: XOF News
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Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:00 pmby grapes
XOF Goes to the Oscars
With the alacrity of the internet, less than six hours later, the presentation of the 2017 Oscar for Best Picture to the wrong film has already engendered multiple conspiracy theories, some amusing, some amazing, some why-dinn't-I-think-of-that:
1) It was a cheap stunt to create "oscar buzz" for next year's show
2) It's the Willie Nelson curse, part of his undisclosed settlement with PwC
3) It was the ghost of Edwin Waterhouse, upset that they lowercased his name
4) The PwC computers were hacked by the Gates Foundation, because they lost their money in Brazil
5) It was done by some of Jon Corzine's New Jersey pals, for bankrupting MF Global
6) One of the junior auditors lost a bet on the Super Bowl, all they had to do was mix up an envelop, no one knew that Faye Dunaway lacked impulse control
Re: XOF News
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Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:04 pmby vendic
7) It was an homage to Steve Harvey.
Re: XOF News
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Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:26 pmby grapes
Why dinn't I think of that?
Re: XOF News
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Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:15 pmby vendic
Your mind isn't as twisted as mine?
Re: XOF News
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Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:49 amby grapes
XOF AISLE SAY!
LA LA LAND MOVIE SEQUEL IN WORKS, will be about state of California
MASSIVE ACCOUNTING FIRM SUCCUMBS, after Oscars PwC raided by Ernst and Young, will become PewCy
DEMS AND GOP AGREE, Trump should spend more time golfing
JEFF SESSIONS PROMISES TO RECUSE HIMSELF, in every case that involves the USA
COSTA RICA SUCCESSFULLY TRANSITIONS TO NEW MILITARY, all are immigrants in monokinis/bikinis
Re: XOF News
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Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:06 amby grapes
XOF TRUMP WATCH
TRUMP ACCUSES OBAMA OF SPYING ON HIM, oddly, no response from Obama Whitehouse
NORTH KOREA FIRES UNKNOWN PROJECTILES, Trump says he has unknown projectiles too
HILARY RUNNING SHADOW GOVERNMENT, Trump can throw switches, but they're not connected
TRUMP IS BORED WITH BEING PRESIDENT, has decided to become world-class golfer
Re: XOF News
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Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:05 pmby vendic
That last one reminds me of my friends ex girlfriend. She got married to someone else and they guy couldn't handle her crap (she was nasty and dumb). Instead of asking for a divorce, he told her he had a new goal in life. he wanted to become a professional soccer player and was moving to Greece to follow his new dream.
I asked my friend, how good a soccer player is he? The response, he is 30 years old and never played the game! rofl
Re: XOF News
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Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:46 pmby grapes
XOF In Xtremis
TRUMP WARNS OF MIDTERM ELECTIONS BLOODBATH, "almost as good as the red wedding"
ENTIRE BABY BOOMER GENERATION SAYS WTF, is dotage a real thing?
NFL TEAMS WITH WWE TO REDUCE CONCUSSIONS, defense will be allowed three folding chairs
FEWER PEOPLE DIETING, just not fun anymore
CIA CHANGES INITIALISM TO BBQ, new motto: if you can't lick 'em, wipe 'em off on your jeans
Re: XOF News
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Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:42 pmby vendic
White House intelligence desk
Camera's in the White House uncovered!
Re: XOF News
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Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:57 pmby grapes
XOF Medicine
CA BREWERS INVENT HOMEOPATHIC CURE, NO MORE PUKING DRUNKS
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/ ... d-in-homesBeer Brewers Test A Taboo, Recycling Water After It Was Used In Homes. Spokesperson says, that's the beauty of homeopathy, the water has the memory of puke, even though there's no puke left in the water! We can brew beer from it so that it becomes its own cure!
Re: XOF News
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Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:16 amby Sigma_Orionis
Re: XOF News
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Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:18 pmby grapes
XOF More Medicine
As a follow up to our story on homeopathic beer, we have to add this cautionary tale, wherein hundreds of teething babies were subjected to homeopathic toxic levels of belladonna:
https://www.statnews.com/2017/02/21/hyl ... thing-fda/You'd think that "homeopathic toxic" would be an oxymoron. The exceedingly low level of homeopathic "active" ingredients is the main reason that the FDA has stayed off their case (leaving it to
caveat emptor, or better, to another oxymoron, foolish reason). Some people don't even think to report homeopathic medicine use when they are seen at clinics.
Re: XOF News
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Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:06 pmby vendic
Belladonna is not something recommended for children.
NWS
Re: XOF News
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Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:49 amby grapes
XOF Direct
(Shite House) President Donald Trump announced today that he will donate his slavary for the second quarter-year of his first term, donating it entirely to the DNC. Sean Spicer, Trumplandia mouthpiece, said the donation was in keeping with The Donald's support for lost causes. Hahah!
Re: XOF News
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Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:39 amby grapes
vendic wrote:Belladonna is not something recommended for children.
NWS
I suppose even adults have to take that in titrated doses
