by grapes » Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:29 pm
XOF Interviews...
XOF Interviews...a random high school student.
NAME? Geoffry Ballet, I'm a student at San Luis Obispo High School. SLO, the happiest place on earth.
SO, YOU"RE HAPPY? Shit no, that's what the chamber of commerce says. Kids at school make fun of me, because of my name. They think it should be spelled with an "rey".
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE UNHAPPY? Sure, that and always having to explain why I like math and science. I can't even read a textbook or talk about Ender's Game without being looked at weird.
YOU LIKE MATH?? YOU'RE NOT EVEN ORIENTAL! I know, right? The reason they're so good at it is because they don't have to spend so much time with people cracking on 'em about it. Jees, I'd get so much more done, if I didn't all a time have to be like, no I'll party tonight, or no I'll party on the weekend, or no I don't party during B block I have calculus that period.
OK, I'M BORED WITH THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING, HOW'S YOUR SEX LIFE? What?! That's an awful personal question! I don't think I want to talk about it with you.
SORRY, I SAW WHERE YOU DISCUSSED IT ON FACEBOOK, AND I THOUGHT OUR READERS WOULD BE INTERESTED. SO, YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT SKANK SHIRELLEY? Right, I surely don't. There's a proper place for that sort of stuff.
SECOND FLOOR CUSTODIAL CLOSET? Yes. I mean, no. That's over, man. Can we talk about something else?
DO YOU SURF? (Student got up and walked out the door.)
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grapes on Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.