Just had to look up your beer store and damn, looks impressive!
So since I think they might actually have it, the "local" breweries I like in NL most are the Browerij t'IJ (the one my friends and I go to once or twice a week, in a windmill in Amsterdam), Jopen from Haarlem, and Texel from an island from the same name. All of those make many different kinds of beer and you can't lose (though my favorites from t'IJ are Natte and Zatte, Skumkoppe from Texel) but they do make IPAs I've had in NL- I think it's still a "limited quantity so they might not export" kind of thing though.
SFC yes, Amstel is one of the Bud Lite equivalents in NL- Amsterdam is named for the dam they built across the Amstel River after all.

Parrothead, I like Grolsch the best out of all the ones you've said (and that's usually what we drink at the movies), Bavaria is solid too but more drunk in the southern part of the country, not the biggest fan of Koningshoeven tho as it's a bit too light for me. Funnily enough these are all well beers in NL, funny what some exporting does.
Yes, I have a life. It's quite different from yours.