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Postby geonuc » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:07 pm

This one still cracks me up: Jon Stewart going off on Donald Trump and pizza

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-j ... razy-broad
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Re: Pizza

Postby Swift » Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:47 pm

I don't even have to click the link - it is one of my favorite John Steward's of all time and is up on my Facebook page.

And one of the pizza places he mentions, John's in the Village, is my favorite of all time.

It is also proof to me that The Donald needs to show his birth certificate; he wasn't born here.

And Gob help me, but my wife sometimes eats her pizza with a fork and knife. :cuss:
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Re: Pizza

Postby geonuc » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:33 pm

Swift wrote:... but my wife sometimes eats her pizza with a fork and knife. :cuss:


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Re: Pizza

Postby C Squirrel » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:20 am

I don't like to get messy fingers... I tend to eat pizza with a fork until I get to the crust on the edge.
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Re: Pizza

Postby FZR1KG » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:24 am

You people that use a fork to eat pizza are just SICK!!!

The right way is to use cheap wooden chopsticks.
Do that at an Italian restaurant and freak some people out.
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Postby C Squirrel » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:52 pm

FZR1KG wrote:The right way is to use cheap wooden chopsticks.
Do that at an Italian restaurant and freak some people out.


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Re: Pizza

Postby SciFi Chick » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:11 am

RE: OP - That was fucking hilarious. Hadn't seen it before. Thanks for sharing geonuc.

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