Banana Republic Newsflash

[Thumper]

Hey, how'd you know I use SAS?

[Sigma_Orionis]

Hey! I don't drive a limo!

Of course not, your MINIONS do

And I don't own any kind of cow, much less a limousin!

Nope you rent them because you pretend to pass for a plebe damned overeducated liberal

Hey, how'd you know I use SAS?

Only the Shadow knows

[code monkey]

Hey, how'd you know I use SAS?

you use sas? so do i! which version?

[Thumper]

Uhhh geez. I can't remember. It has been a while. And since I've changed job duties I don't need it much anymore. One of my cube mates still uses a PC version for his monthly processing. I used to employ a mainframe version.

[Sigma_Orionis]

I was once bantering with Mr Mono and about using SAS and you mentioned it you used it as well

[grapes]

Your dossier is on file in Venezuela but it is encrypted at the econo-spies-only level, extremely hush-hush

[Sigma_Orionis]

Yeah, cause we know it's the likes of Thumper causing Hyperinflation:

[Swift]

Your dossier is on file in Venezuela but it is encrypted at the econo-spies-only level, extremely hush-hush

On first pass I read this as "Your dossier is on fire in Venezuela...."

[code monkey]

Uhhh geez. I can't remember. It has been a while. And since I've changed job duties I don't need it much anymore. One of my cube mates still uses a PC version for his monthly processing. I used to employ a mainframe version.

take a look at a log. the version's one of the first things listed.

we were bantering sigma? about sas? i wish i could remember that. (but then i'm having a little trouble remembering my name. i've just wrapped up a 16 hr day.) i do remember the multi-lingual jokes.

[Sigma_Orionis]

Once on FWIS2, after I called the usual suspects (and probably Michael too) Pinko Commie Liberals, you came out demanding an insult, I since I could not find anything "peyorative" to say, I claimed that your using of SAS was BAD.

[code monkey]

alas, i don't remember that. (i plead fatigue. i've already racked up over 30 hrs and it's only tuesday.) i do remember you telling gj all about sas. i also remember when you came up with mr mono and what a dolt i felt like when you had to explain it.

but you're right. you've never called me a pinko liberal commie.

[geonuc]

but you're right. you've never called me a pinko liberal commie.

It's a badge of honor. You should insist.

[Sigma_Orionis]

but you're right. you've never called me a pinko liberal commie.

It's a badge of honor. You should insist.

As much as "Evil Imperial Imperialist Gringo Infidel Pig from the Evil Imperial Imperialist Gringo Infidel Empire"?

[brite]

Wait.... I thought I was the official “PinkoLiberalCommie” around here....

[Sigma_Orionis]

Wait.... I thought I was the official “PinkoLiberalCommie” around here....

You've got several acolytes....

[brite]

Wait.... I thought I was the official “PinkoLiberalCommie” around here....

You've got several acolytes....

I always knew I was a high priestess... LMAO

[Sigma_Orionis]

The Evil Imperial Imperialist High Priestess of the Limousine Pinko Commie Liberals in the Evil Imperial Imperialist Gringo Infidel Empire, is your title long enough?

[hap]

Does it fit on a t-shirt?

[code monkey]

hap, that would depend on the layout and the sizes of the font and the shirt.

brite is petite so it would be awkward.

sigma, why have you limited her title to the evil imperial imperialist gringo infidel empire? and shouldn't there be a 'supreme' or 'absolute' somewhere in the title? furthermore, despite what you've said, i still feel that gringo is usually intended as an insult.

[Sigma_Orionis]

sigma, why have you limited her title to the evil imperial imperialist gringo infidel empire? and shouldn't there be a 'supreme' or 'absolute' somewhere in the title?

Would "The Queen of Outer Space" be better?

....furthermore, despite what you've said, i still feel that gringo is usually intended as an insult.

I could call you "Yankee" if it makes you feel better, just remember that's how high-ranking chavistas refer to you guys......

And for no reason at all, the first 15 seconds of this advert might be entertaining

[Sigma_Orionis]

Ahhhh, Foreign Policy took notice on Leopoldo Lopez

For those that weren't paying attention, Leopoldo Lopez is an opposition political figure that was arrested during last year's riots. I have always thought that he's an idiot. If he's our "last best hope", we're throughly fucked.

[code monkey]

sigma, why have you limited her title to the evil imperial imperialist gringo infidel empire? and shouldn't there be a 'supreme' or 'absolute' somewhere in the title?

Would "The Queen of Outer Space" be better?
no, it would not. come on, sigma. you can do better than that.

I could call you "Yankee" if it makes you feel better, just remember that's how high-ranking chavistas refer to you guys......

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i'm quite sure that's intended as an insult as well. however, spitballs against a battleship.

And for no reason at all, the first 15 seconds of this advert might be entertaining

that *was* funny.

[Sigma_Orionis]

no, it would not. come on, sigma. you can do better than that.

Boy, Mr. Mono is hard to please today......

I could call you "Yankee" if it makes you feel better, just remember that's how high-ranking chavistas refer to you guys......

i'm quite sure that's intended as an insult as well. however, spitballs against a battleship.

See? embrace your gringo-ness cause "USAian" is rather awkward to say.....

[Sigma_Orionis]

If the UK Labour Party is so crazy that they want to name a PSF as their leader, no wonder the British Public keeps voting for Cameron.

[Sigma_Orionis]

SO, As advertised: your Right Wing Nutjobs use US as the poster child of the "Evils of Socialism" (whatever the hell you damned Yankees think Socialism is anyways)

Socialism Works: Venezuela Out of Food, Doctors Make $15 a Month and There's No Beer