What I Hear in My Head Because I own Dogs

[Ikyoto]

insert sounds of a short muscular man furiously working a plunger in a shallow toilet overflowing with thick pudding - slurp slorp sqwelsh bbrpt

"Tango! Enough!"

At the mention of his name, the dog's face appears from under his leg and he looks at you as though he was trying to figure out exactly why you are telling him not to make sounds of a short muscular man furiously working a plunger in a shallow toilet overflowing with thick pudding using his tongue and crotch. After he is done looking at you as though you've never met, back his face goes to crotch sampling.

At some point the other dog wanders over and stands there as though asking, "Hey, whacha doing? Can I do it to?"

At this point there will be two disgusting sound effects going on what may be a never ending loop.

Give up. you can't bend like that for that long and since you don't have can openers they can operate, this is as close to Taco Night as they get.

[Thumper]

That is brilliant.