geonuc wrote:Seems a pipeline in Alabama ruptured, spilling hundreds of thousands of gallons of gas into a reservoir. That's bad enough but it also has shut down supplies to Southeastern states. Gas stations here are already running out of supplies.
SciFi Chick wrote:geonuc wrote:Seems a pipeline in Alabama ruptured, spilling hundreds of thousands of gallons of gas into a reservoir. That's bad enough but it also has shut down supplies to Southeastern states. Gas stations here are already running out of supplies.
Oh, shit! Guess what direction we're headed on our boat... guess I'm gonna have to learn to sail sooner rather than later.
geonuc wrote:
This shouldn't be as bad as previous shortages caused by major market disruptions. I would imagine there's already plans in place to truck gas around the pipe break. Or something.
Or, this could be the start of the zombie apocalypse. There's a good chance the pipe ruptured because the people attending the pumping stations were overrun by the undead.
SciFiFisher wrote:Thirty years ago I would have been cheering for the Zombie Apocalypse. Now, I can't run so fast. I still shoot pretty good but those darn Zombies seem to have an endless supply while bullets are finite.
geonuc wrote:Or, this could be the start of the zombie apocalypse. There's a good chance the pipe ruptured because the people attending the pumping stations were overrun by the undead.
Sigma_Orionis wrote:SciFiFisher wrote:Thirty years ago I would have been cheering for the Zombie Apocalypse. Now, I can't run so fast. I still shoot pretty good but those darn Zombies seem to have an endless supply while bullets are finite.
Use a flame thrower
SciFiFisher wrote:Sigma_Orionis wrote:SciFiFisher wrote:Thirty years ago I would have been cheering for the Zombie Apocalypse. Now, I can't run so fast. I still shoot pretty good but those darn Zombies seem to have an endless supply while bullets are finite.
Use a flame thrower
Notice how no one ever thinks of that in Zombie movies?
geonuc wrote:Flame throwers are bulky, heavy, hard to come by and have a nasty tendency to burn down the whole neighborhood if not used with skill. And if the pumping station operators would have happened to have one handy, they probably would have burned down half of Alabama. Better to have several pump action 12 gauges on hand.
The more I think about it, this gas pipeline thing is definitely zombie-related. I better go to the gun store.
Swift wrote:I'm bored with zombies. Can't we come up with some new doom.
Swift wrote:I'm bored with zombies. Can't we come up with some new doom.
geonuc wrote:Swift wrote:I'm bored with zombies. Can't we come up with some new doom.
I personally would prefer a return to vampires.
geonuc wrote:Swift wrote:I'm bored with zombies. Can't we come up with some new doom.
I personally would prefer a return to vampires.
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