Food Porn

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Re: Food Porn

Postby brite » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:08 pm

We made pizza the other night (Saturday) -- David (SonOBrite) made the dough, and I did the rest (with Poe's help, of course...) I have pictures on my phone and as soon as I DL them... I'll post them....
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Swift » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:09 pm

Paris food porn

A small part of the selection from a cheese shop we visited during our Marais (a neighborhood in Paris) food tour.
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My entree (the French use that to mean first course, not main course), from our first dinner. It was a variant on a Caprese salad
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Re: Food Porn

Postby geonuc » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:18 am

Say what? A caprese salad? It doesn't look like a caprese salad.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Swift » Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:15 am

geonuc wrote:Say what? A caprese salad? It doesn't look like a caprese salad.

That's the fun. It had the flavor profile. It was a tomato (a rather dark, almost purple one), stuffed with a mozzarella filling, on a basil and avocado gel. It was yummy.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby brite » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:40 am

Swift wrote:
geonuc wrote:Say what? A caprese salad? It doesn't look like a caprese salad.

That's the fun. It had the flavor profile. It was a tomato (a rather dark, almost purple one), stuffed with a mozzarella filling, on a basil and avocado gel. It was yummy.

You can do weird things and call it "Caprese"... I like to do a Caprese style salad with cherry tomatoes, feta, lemon juice, olive oil and oregano... Kind of Greek style...
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Re: Food Porn

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Re: Food Porn

Postby Swift » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:45 pm

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Re: Food Porn

Postby geonuc » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:38 am

I thought we needed a taco moment.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:59 pm

geonuc wrote:
Swift wrote:
brite wrote:Stirring?? If you keep your eye on it, and stir after the addition of each ladle of stock... you don't need to stir constantly.

Well that's a useful piece of info. All the recipes say stir constantly or terrible things will happen (I assume they involve pestilence). I'll have to try that some time.


Yep. Not like a roux which you have to attend constantly.

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Rissotto, I love the stuff but I can't order it when eating out as almost no one knows how to cook it properly or they just can't be bothered taking the time to do it right.

I finally got SFC to like it though we found out that she's not that big a rice fan but that is slowly changing.
I like to make brown rice rissotto.
Sure its not traditional but it absorbs flavours well and is really good for you.
Plus it adds a nice nutty quality to the meal which I like.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:21 pm

MY mother makes a mean Dried Mushroom Risotto
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Re: Food Porn

Postby SciFiFisher » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:28 am

geonuc wrote:I thought we needed a taco moment.



Would you like to tacoabout it?
Or would you prefer to say the jalapeno with it?
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Re: Food Porn

Postby code monkey » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:40 am

SciFiFisher wrote:
geonuc wrote:I thought we needed a taco moment.



Would you like to tacoabout it?
Or would you prefer to say the jalapeno with it?

groan. satisfied? you *should* be ashamed of yourself.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:38 am

Fisher is a Stinker! Fisher is a Stinker! Fisher is a Stinker! :cheer:

Now he'll complain to brite at dinner time that I'm calling him names in his best "Jewish Mom" voice.......
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Loresinger » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:15 pm

I do not have a picture (sorry have no idea how to use a phone camera)
but I took pork loin and my bbq rub and let it sit for a day - we deep fried that sucker to medium and had boiled cabbage with butter.

This morning made Iky bbq bacon out of the remains

gotta tell you even I'm impressed .. outstanding flavor, tenderness and crunch
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Re: Food Porn

Postby code monkey » Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:30 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:Fisher is a Stinker! Fisher is a Stinker! Fisher is a Stinker! :cheer:

Now he'll complain to brite at dinner time that I'm calling him names in his best "Jewish Mom" voice.......

sigma, i've met fisher. he doesn't have one. in fact i had the sense that he doesn't complain.
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn

come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
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Re: Food Porn

Postby SciFiFisher » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:43 am

code monkey wrote:
Sigma_Orionis wrote:Fisher is a Stinker! Fisher is a Stinker! Fisher is a Stinker! :cheer:

Now he'll complain to brite at dinner time that I'm calling him names in his best "Jewish Mom" voice.......

sigma, i've met fisher. he doesn't have one. in fact i had the sense that he doesn't complain.


I can do a credible Jewish Guilt trip on demand. ;)
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Re: Food Porn

Postby FZR1KG » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:07 pm

I had a weird dream the other night where I had to defend some Jewish friends from some racist assholes.
No idea what brought that one on.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby code monkey » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:31 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:I can do a credible Jewish Guilt trip on demand. ;)

excuse me, fisher, but sigma and i were talking. and i seriously doubt your claim. please don't take that as a demand. btw, i once worked with a former trappist monk who maintained that there was no guilt like catholic guilt. and those people who'd give their eyeteeth for whatever you were turning your nose up at? universal.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby brite » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:20 pm

code monkey wrote:
SciFiFisher wrote:I can do a credible Jewish Guilt trip on demand. ;)

excuse me, fisher, but sigma and i were talking. and i seriously doubt your claim. please don't take that as a demand. btw, i once worked with a former trappist monk who maintained that there was no guilt like catholic guilt. and those people who'd give their eyeteeth for whatever you were turning your nose up at? universal.

Get him, CM... he deserves to be taken to the woodshed!

Tonight's effort... Italian wedding soup, with homemade chicken meatballs and focaccia... It's cold... I need soup....
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:40 pm

It will be fun to see Fisher get out of this one Image
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Re: Food Porn

Postby SciFiFisher » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:52 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:It will be fun to see Fisher get out of this one Image



I'm with you. This will be interesting. :lol:
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:36 pm

So, you produce and direct yer own movies too huh? roll:
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Re: Food Porn

Postby SciFiFisher » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:17 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:So, you produce and direct yer own movies too huh? roll:



Oy Vey! Do I look like Mel Brooks? And let me tell you he's no orthodox believer. He probably would make a funny movie about teshuva if he thought you meshugoim would laugh while he emptied your wallets. Wait I think he already did that. He should be ashamed.
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Re: Food Porn

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:58 am

Yep, I'd say you should be able to put on a convincing "Jewish Mother" act, although I must agree with Mr. Mono, Catholic Guilt trips are way superior...... :P
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Re: Food Porn

Postby FZR1KG » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:08 am

This thread is useless without pics.
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