Sigma_Orionis wrote:So, when push comes to shove, yer a bunch of whiny pinko commie liberal bleeding hearts
Rutherford Hayes in 1878
[Imitating Zee pretending to be Fran Drescher]
OMG!, the Southern States are mad at us because we won the war and occupied them!. Let's appease them by promising no to ever ever ever again use the Armed Forces internally, and let's call it the "Jumping Jim Crow" act. No, wait, we used that one already. How about the "Sore Losers" act? hmmm no, they might dislike us in the future for that and when one of our politicians decides to do a "Southern Strategy" they'll try to get even by attempting to put religious fanatics in the White House... I know! I know!, let's call it the "Posse Comitatus" Act, it has a nice half-Redneck, half-Learned ring to it, a perfect description of US!.
Careful there Cabana Slim. US rednecks are a might sensitive about being made fun of. We know darn well y'all ain't laughing with us.