Hah!
One of the oddest things about the whole affair btw in some ways is it's a wedding, yet I hardly drank a thing after the ceremony (open bar but only went there once), and never felt like drinks were lacking. Basically at the head table they kept the wine coming (and I had a white AND a red after a certain point for some reason) and we had such a good band that we literally danced for hours, so drinking never came up... and in fact we were so busy dancing that I never had time to give my present and sign the guestbook until the morning after (I figure there were all sorts of details my sister obsessed over but I never noticed).
So the best kind of party huh?
Also forgot to mention an amazing part, one of the bridesmaids ran into the lead singer in the bathroom and then arranged it so my sister was called up to sing the last song, "Don't Stop Believing." She nailed it like a rock star.
Yes, I have a life. It's quite different from yours.