Aussie beer humour

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Aussie beer humour

Postby FZR1KG » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:59 pm

At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The head of XXXX Qld. smiled and said, “Make mine a xxxx."
To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers."
And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."
The General Manager of CUB vic. paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
"Well,” he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
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Re: Aussie beer humour

Postby SciFi Chick » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:12 pm

:rofl:
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Re: Aussie beer humour

Postby geonuc » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:30 pm

Awesome.

XXXX is some vile stuff, but it's what I was weaned on.
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Re: Aussie beer humour

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:40 pm

roll: roll: roll:
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