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Real-life humor
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Real-life humor
by pumpkinpi » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:31 pm
Dontcha hate it when you pass gas in your office, and then your boss walks in?
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
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Re: Real-life humor
by SciFiFisher » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:56 am
Would this be the same boss you "evaluated"
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Re: Real-life humor
by pumpkinpi » Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:40 pm
Along those same lines.....
Two 7-year olds walk into a bathroom.
"Something stinks in here."
"I know, I smelled that when I came in."
Do they not understand what happens in a bathroom? Or can you breed them not to poop these days? I sure missed that class before conceiving my kids.
Two 7-year olds walk into a bathroom.
"Something stinks in here."
"I know, I smelled that when I came in."
Do they not understand what happens in a bathroom? Or can you breed them not to poop these days? I sure missed that class before conceiving my kids.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
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Re: Real-life humor
by FZR1KG » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:07 pm
See they are probably confused.
Why should a bathroom smell?
You have a bath there.
Now if it's called a toilet, shit house, or thunder box, they may have a chance.
Why should a bathroom smell?
You have a bath there.
Now if it's called a toilet, shit house, or thunder box, they may have a chance.
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Re: Real-life humor
by Swift » Wed Oct 14, 2015 1:55 pm
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34511999
But there would be nothing left, a blank magazine..... what do you mean "articles"?
Playboy magazine is to stop publishing images of naked women as part of its redesign, it has emerged.
Its US owners say the internet has made nudity outdated, and pornographic magazines are no longer so commercially viable, the New York Times reports.
But there would be nothing left, a blank magazine..... what do you mean "articles"?
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Re: Real-life humor
by Sigma_Orionis » Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:10 pm
You mean like Maxim or Sports Illustrated? 
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