I got a new elctric shaver!

I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby Ikyoto » Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:34 pm

My new cardboard Chinese puzzle box ( with new shaver hidden in it) wrapped in ballistic plastic, deep inside a layer of childproof heat shielding (designed by a sadistic 7 year old, operable only with Acme Explosive Bolts (Not Included) arrived! oh yeah... instruction included in what I think are ancient cuneiform.

Who the fuck designs "modern safety packaging"? King of the evil flying fucking monkey's?? It's easier to get into a virgin's pants!

KA-BAR to the rescue! Best opening tool I ever found.
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby cid » Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:48 pm

I have a real old Ka-Bar in the car that I got ahold of (somehow) while in the service...kept it in the bike toolbag for opening oil cans.
Someday I'll tell ya the story of me terrorizin' two ole ladies in Canada...

But if I was gonna get something to hang on the CharlieBelt, if it was to be a tool, it'd be the Tactool...
Dear Algebra -- stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back - ever. Get over it.
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby Ikyoto » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:07 am

needs a built in whistle and cup holder.
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby code monkey » Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:44 am

Ikyoto wrote:... Who the fuck designs "modern safety packaging"? King of the evil flying fucking monkey's?? It's easier to get into a virgin's pants!

KA-BAR to the rescue! Best opening tool I ever found.


hey! i'm a flying monkey (flew to ny twice in april) and i am not evil.
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn

come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby cid » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:40 pm

code monkey wrote:
Ikyoto wrote:... Who the fuck designs "modern safety packaging"? King of the evil flying fucking monkey's?? It's easier to get into a virgin's pants!

KA-BAR to the rescue! Best opening tool I ever found.


hey! i'm a flying monkey (flew to ny twice in april) and i am not evil.


A -- the exception proves the rule.
B -- the jury's still out on that'un...

Reader's choice...
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby code monkey » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:45 pm

cid wrote:
code monkey wrote:
hey! i'm a flying monkey (flew to ny twice in april) and i am not evil.


A -- the exception proves the rule.
B -- the jury's still out on that'un...

Reader's choice...


a. the word 'proof' in that context means that it tests and not that it demonstrates.
b. only the fact that you have introduced me to black cherry jello gives you a pass on that one.

and i'm flying again next month! look out.
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn

come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby cid » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:32 pm

code monkey wrote:
cid wrote:
code monkey wrote:
hey! i'm a flying monkey (flew to ny twice in april) and i am not evil.


A -- the exception proves the rule.
B -- the jury's still out on that'un...

Reader's choice...


a. the word 'proof' in that context means that it tests and not that it demonstrates.
b. only the fact that you have introduced me to black cherry jello gives you a pass on that one.

and i'm flying again next month! look out.


A -- I understand the context of the word here...
B -- wait 'til I finish that chili-spaghetti recipe...

Flying again? Who do we warn? TSA? NORAD? :confused: ...(oooh, he's in a nasty little mood...)
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby code monkey » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:26 am

cid wrote:A -- I understand the context of the word here...
B -- wait 'til I finish that chili-spaghetti recipe...

Flying again? Who do we warn? TSA? NORAD? :confused: ...(oooh, he's in a nasty little mood...)


a. no, not evil. not even drawn that way.
b. carbs!

warn anyone you like. tsa? they know and will give me the traditional pat-down and then send me on my way. can't stop me!
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn

come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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Re: I got a new elctric shaver!

Postby cid » Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:00 am

code monkey wrote:...tsa? they know and will give me the traditional pat-down and then send me on my way. can't stop me!


...must...resist...temptation... :scream:
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