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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Ikyoto » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:09 pm

Wait - where did she have THAT hidden??
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby brite » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:57 pm

Ikyoto wrote:Wait - where did she have THAT hidden??

It's Nth Physics... Ask Fisher for an explanation....
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby FZR1KG » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:34 pm

Rum Rum Rum, it's the sailors life for me!
Yo ho ho.

No GJ, I'm not drunk sailing :P
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Ikyoto » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:21 am

SciFiFisher wrote:
Gullible Jones wrote:Umm, is everything alright? I couldn't quite understand that, but I see the word MISSING in capital letters. :shock:


Translation:
I'm really really drunk and it took 30 minutes to get these few words typed. Damn I'm drunk!
I am too tired and drunk to fix typos
I miss the wife something fierce. I hate being away from her!
I had a great time with the Marina owner
I am seeing quadruple
I thought I gave up drinking? (note: I am really going to regret this in the morning).
Good night FWIS

Fisher and I are dluent in frunk
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Sherry » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:10 pm

You and Fisher are hazard markers in the gene pool.

Where's that little ball of blue "kick me"?
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby brite » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:35 am

Sherry wrote:You and Fisher are hazard markers in the gene pool.
I feel that I should stand for Fisher, as the father (and step father) of my children... and then I get over it...
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby code monkey » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:50 am

brite wrote:I feel that I should stand for Fisher, as the father (and step father) of my children... and then I get over it...


oh dear. the honeymoon's over.
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn

come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Popcorn » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:36 pm

Again, I hate to be disagreeable, but I really have to refuse to clean off that bar.. And hello to Code Monkey!
Just another voice that got loose.
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Sherry » Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:45 pm

SQEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!My favorite little bud!!!!
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby FZR1KG » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:21 am

So here I am, getting served drinks while drunk at the bar.
Where the fuck is everyone?
bunch of wimps.
Don't you know the zombie appocolypse is almost here and you should be drinking and stockpiling guns and ammo...and food and water of course...and don't forget toilet paper. You day turns to shit really fast if you don't have that.
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby brite » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:24 am

Isn't that what the lint ball is for?

Opened a lovely bottle of wine to drink with dinner tonight.... A freaking fly committed suicide IN the bottle....
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby FZR1KG » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:59 am

Damn those alcoholic kamikaze flies!
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Swift » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:24 pm

brite wrote:Opened a lovely bottle of wine to drink with dinner tonight.... A freaking fly committed suicide IN the bottle....

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby brite » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:13 pm

Swift wrote:
brite wrote:Opened a lovely bottle of wine to drink with dinner tonight.... A freaking fly committed suicide IN the bottle....

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think


EXACTLY!
And I really wanted that wine too!
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:21 am

I'ts alcohol so it's already disinfected. Drink and enjoy! :D
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Ikyoto » Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:36 am

Wine AND protien drink all in one! You been hanging with Mr.-Ice-Cream-Unifern, With-All-Doo-Doo-Due-Sir, too frakkin' long.
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby brite » Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:14 am

Both of you.... just... ewww.... <shudder>
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby code monkey » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:23 pm

Popcorn wrote:Again, I hate to be disagreeable, but I really have to refuse to clean off that bar.. And hello to Code Monkey!


hello, popcorn. i'm sorry that it's taken me so long to respond. i didn't notice your post until now.
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn

come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Jul 26, 2014 6:27 am

WooHoo!
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby SciFiFisher » Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:16 am

Buzz! That is all. :P
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"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby FZR1KG » Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:59 am

Sadly, I'm still trying to get that LMM working.
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Ikyoto » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:59 am

. y.375 liter @ 3% alcohol (FZ. do th math bro, please. add in .15 of really good wine. I'm politely fuddled. SFC - you've got tit me feedback.ll 0000 Wednesday 10 November 2014 to gT NE FEEDBACK.
o me).
Wow. Fall down, not feel the ground drunk. Sgt Beck? Mjr. Mike, MISTER Jesse? I'll ne4d you guys to spot ne on this post. Got my six? (Sorry jess, you'll always be a free man tah' me.)
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby FZR1KG » Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:28 am

So you had a can of low alcoholic beer and a glass of wine???

Bloody cheap drunks. *shakes head*
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby SciFiFisher » Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:16 am

weird thing about drain bamage. It can really turn people into wusses when it comes to drinking alcohol. ;)
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Re: What's Up, I"m Drunk!

Postby Ikyoto » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:00 pm

Thank you. And fuck all fuckin' drunken sod Aussies...
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