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[Sigma_Orionis]

sigma, may i remind you that you were the one who posted that link. pictures of men in veils are available. just google. as for the fireman's hat, one of the characters in the film is a fireman. ergo ...

for your wedding, feel free to wear a veil, astronaut's helmet or anything else that strikes your fancy. it's your wedding after all. as for who will carry whom over the threshold, if any carrying is to be done, you and your intended can settle that privately.

Well Well Well, My dear Mr. Mono. Since you insist: here's Fisher doing the veil thing complete with changing his mind and everything I bet brite helped him too, after all she's his official nanny.

As for me, I will not wear an astronaut helmet or a stetson hat and certainly not a fireman helmet. as for the carrying part, unless the intended is of the opposite sex, I ain't doing it. Funny things that happen in a marriage of convenience........

[code monkey]

sigma! calm down. you're verging on hysterics. nobody said that you had to carry fisher anywhere. take a deep breath. now another. remember your lamaze. there you go. just a little pre-wedding nervousness. there, there. you'll be fine.

(brite - you may have to step in.)

[SciFiFisher]

I am still struggling with roles. I refuse to be the bride. Does that mean we would both be grooms? I don't think this is going to work.

[brite]

I'm sure we can find y'all better dresses than that....

[Sigma_Orionis]

sigma! calm down. you're verging on hysterics. nobody said that you had to carry fisher anywhere. take a deep breath. now another. remember your lamaze. there you go. just a little pre-wedding nervousness. there, there. you'll be fine.

(brite - you may have to step in.)

Mr Mono. you don't know how hard this is. If my family saw me, they'd disown me! marrying a MAN? everyone will think I'm gay, do you know what a terrible blow to my Latin American Macho Image that is? Rainbow Images! I'll have to laugh at myself! I'll have to go to Gay Pride Parades! everyone will know! I'll branded forever!, WOMEN WILL LAUGH AT ME WHEN I GO TO PICK UP BARS! How low have I fallen, all this for a Visa! And then I'll have to pay it off being a Cabana boy! SLAVERY I SAY!

I am still struggling with roles. I refuse to be the bride. Does that mean we would both be grooms? I don't think this is going to work.

That's easy for you to say, damned gringo capitalist imperialist. Go ahead, have a Panic Attack, after all not all of us can keep a level head

I'm sure we can find y'all better dresses than that....

Good Grief, he's going to wear a Kilt, just like me! NOT FAIR! BRIDEZILLA WAR!

[SciFiFisher]

How low have I fallen, all this for a Visa! And then I'll have to pay it off being a Cabana boy! SLAVERY I SAY!

We prefer the term "indentured". It's so much more civilized.

[Sigma_Orionis]

Posse Comitatus to you damned Lackey of the Imperialist Empire you!

[brite]

Posse Comitatus to you damned Lackey of the Imperialist Empire you!

That only applies to OUR country....

[Sigma_Orionis]

Which shows that MY version of how the Posse Comitatus act was made is the real one

[code monkey]

Mr Mono. you don't know how hard this is. If my family saw me, they'd disown me! marrying a MAN? everyone will think I'm gay, do you know what a terrible blow to my Latin American Macho Image that is? Rainbow Images! I'll have to laugh at myself! I'll have to go to Gay Pride Parades! everyone will know! I'll branded forever!, WOMEN WILL LAUGH AT ME WHEN I GO TO PICK UP BARS! How low have I fallen, all this for a Visa! And then I'll have to pay it off being a Cabana boy! SLAVERY I SAY!

sigma, you're getting overexcited. again. cleansing breath. remember your lamaze. your family will not disown you. they know you and love you. nobody has to go to a gay pride march. although they are lots of fun. women will not laugh at you. you're no laughing matter. bear in mind that a man who marries another man must be totally secure in his masculinity. oh, would this be a good time to point out that you dismissed out of hand the post of special assistant to the president of cascadia analytics, ltd (the pacific northwest's premier analytical services corporation)?

I am still struggling with roles. I refuse to be the bride. Does that mean we would both be grooms? I don't think this is going to work.

fisher, you really aren't helping. the poor thing is nervous enough as it is.

I'm sure we can find y'all better dresses than that....

brite!

Good Grief, he's going to wear a Kilt, just like me! NOT FAIR! BRIDEZILLA WAR!

getting in touch with your scottish roots, sigma?

[brite]

What? Just trying to be helpful!

[Sigma_Orionis]

sigma, you're getting overexcited. again. cleansing breath. remember your lamaze. your family will not disown you. they know you and love you. nobody has to go to a gay pride march. although they are lots of fun. women will not laugh at you. you're no laughing matter. bear in mind that a man who marries another man must be totally secure in his masculinity. oh, would this be a good time to point out that you dismissed out of hand the post of special assistant to the president of cascadia analytics, ltd (the pacific northwest's premier analytical services corporation)?

But,But, But..... everyone knows that Masculinity is proven on how many women you pick up at a bar, it's on ALL THE MOVIES, it HAS TO BE TRUE! look at Charlie Sheen!

And besides, even if I took the post of special assistant to the president of Cascadia Analytics I STILL NEED A VISA!, haven't you seen all those green card movies?

fisher, you really aren't helping. the poor thing is nervous enough as it is.

I'm sure we can find y'all better dresses than that....

brite!

See? they're doing it on purpose..... they're taking advantage of me! HELP!!!!!!!! I NEED A REFUGEE VISA!!!!!!!!

getting in touch with your scottish roots, sigma?

Only on alternate thursdays, when my italian-spanish roots don't get watered....

What? Just trying to be helpful!

Yeah, I'll say!