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Postby vendic » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:19 am

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 04004.html

Originally, he was like, 'Oh, s--t! Are you serious? How did this happen?'" she added. "It was shocking news for the both of us. It took me a while to process it, but Antonio stood firm and was saying, 'It’s God’s will.' And he’s been excited the whole time


I'd be checking that babies dna. Know what I'm sayin? lol
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby SciFiFisher » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:47 pm

It depends on how soon after the vasectomy the babies were conceived. They usually tell you that for several weeks after the vasectomy you still have a chance of impregnating a woman. This is because there are still a few sperm hiding out in the delivery system hoping they can engage in a ninja impregnation. :P
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Thumper » Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:56 pm

Yeah, I think I was told to continue to use alternate means for at least 3 months after the procedure. I know that's way past the life span of the little guys, I think my Dr. just wanted to ensure no dissatisfied customers.
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby vendic » Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:33 am

Sneaky little fuckers!
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Swift » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:25 pm

Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too. :shock:
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby SciFiFisher » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:42 pm

Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too. :shock:



:rofl: Was your last gig working for the Spanish Inquisition?
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Swift » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:06 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:
Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too. :shock:



:rofl: Was your last gig working for the Spanish Inquisition?

I wasn't expecting that. Image
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby code monkey » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:30 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:
Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too. :shock:



:rofl: Was your last gig working for the Spanish Inquisition?


no one ever expects the Spanish inquisition!
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:35 pm

As long as they're clear on which is their chief weapon.....
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Ikyoto » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:55 pm

Swift wrote:Every time I see the title "Vasectomy birth" I think of giving birth through the urethra. Yes, I'm cringing too. :shock:

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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby code monkey » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:38 pm

why is this thread in religion?
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby code monkey » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:45 pm

Sigma_Orionis wrote:As long as they're clear on which is their chief weapon.....


their chief weapon is surprise. fear and surprise, their 2 chief weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency.
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Cyborg Girl » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:47 pm

And nobody's mentioned spotted hyenas yet?

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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:23 pm

code monkey wrote:
Sigma_Orionis wrote:As long as they're clear on which is their chief weapon.....


their chief weapon is surprise. fear and surprise, their 2 chief weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency.


And an almost fanatical devotion for the pope and a nice red uniform and.... OH BUGGER
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby brite » Wed Jan 20, 2016 4:28 am

The comfy chair!
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:36 pm

But before that.... the SOFT CUSHIONS!
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby code monkey » Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:44 pm

once again - why is this in religion?
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby pumpkinpi » Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:55 pm

code monkey wrote:once again - why is this in religion?


From the original article:

"Originally, he was like, 'Oh, s--t! Are you serious? How did this happen?'" she added. "It was shocking news for the both of us. It took me a while to process it, but Antonio stood firm and was saying, 'It’s God’s will.' And he’s been excited the whole time."
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby Ikyoto » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:44 pm

If thier god works in mysterious ways, it's an idiot that can't figure out how to use a condom.
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Re: Vasectomy birth

Postby code monkey » Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:12 am

thank you, pumpkinpi.
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