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Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
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Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by pumpkinpi » Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:37 pm
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by cid » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:02 pm
I must be a nerd. Got 'em all.
Didn't necessarily think they were all that funny, but got 'em all...
Didn't necessarily think they were all that funny, but got 'em all...
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by Sigma_Orionis » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:40 am
#4 I had to look up
I couldn't get the last one though.
I couldn't get the last one though.
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by Swift » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:07 am
I understood all of them. A few were actually funny.
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by geonuc » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:25 am
I like the Heisenberg one.
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by Thumper » Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:41 am
I'm at least 81% nerd. #14 is a riot.
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by Loresinger » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:28 pm
Dance in your kitchen; play with your food
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by Loresinger » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:37 pm
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?
C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are.
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta testing
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.
Dance in your kitchen; play with your food
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by Sigma_Orionis » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:08 pm
Trish: 
Now can anyone explain to me Joke #21?
Now can anyone explain to me Joke #21?
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by cid » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:50 pm
Sigma_Orionis wrote:Trish:
Now can anyone explain to me Joke #21?
Yes.
Dear Algebra -- stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back - ever. Get over it.
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by FZR1KG » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:32 pm
Sigma_Orionis wrote:Now can anyone explain to me Joke #21?
Sure.
Its indirect self addressing.
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Re: Jokes only nerds (like me) will understand
by Sigma_Orionis » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:47 pm
A Pointer to a Pointer to a Pointer to the first Pointer. GRRRROOOOAAAANNNN! 
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