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Postby Ikyoto » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:20 am

when you and the wife switch places it means she's stiff as hell and you're damp and limp.

a good time in bed means the creaking stops

a hot time means flashes

getting lucky is getting enough blanket for yourself
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Re: old

Postby grapes » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:55 am

Turn ons: TV, vaporizer, electric blanket

Turn offs: the lights, the alarm, the TV
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